How to get rabies

You know that feeling you get sometimes when you absolutely want to have rabies? Well, here's how to get it.

Get a flight ticket to some poor country where dogs are running freely. There should be garbage lying around in this country, since the dogs then will live on the garbage. That will be a natural attractive place for dogs to meet and spread diseases between each other. The good thing is also that those meeting places will be easy for you to find - ask the local citizen about where people dispose their garbage. If this is a poor country (as recommended), chances are that the animal (disease) control are terrible and that rabies thrives among the animals.

A symptom of rabies is aggression. The last thing you need to do is to get close to a dog that acts weirdly or especially shows signs of aggression.

Disclaimer: for educational purpose. Rabies is a terrible deadly disease, don't get it. Also, I'm no more educated than you about the subject, so don't take my word for it.