Best pointless list of top 10 arbitrary cats of no special significance

Here's my list of top 10 best cats in no particular order. They're completely arbitrary and the cats doesn't even exists. This is a list of my imagination and nobody knows what it is that I'm really imagining. Yep, this is what the internet has come to.

1. A cat not making sense. It has cake on its head and it eats bread. LOL. I call it lolcat.
2. Spacecat
3. Dogcat
4. Asciicat
5. Spicecat
6. Trollolololcat and trollcat
7. 7cat
8. My imaginary cat friend
9. toaster cat, I use it when I pretend to toast bread
10. chocolatecat-2000, known for its ability to flip coins in reverse
11. Physics cat, also known as 11cat. It's outside the system and not even on the list.

Freedom!

Why this post you might ask? We'll it's simply an experiment. I don't think anyone is reading this blog even.